Dave- Chapter 3 The Third ChapterDave- Chapter 3 by ~SergeantLuke
Dave slept fitfully due to the bed's cries, but the couple slept very peacefully and was in a very good mood when they awoke.
As they were preparing to leave, Jason said to Dave, "It's quite lucky of us to have found your cabin! Both of our cell phones had run out of batteries."
"Oh, you're welcome," Dave said, "But the phones would not have done you much good. There are no phone lines around here." "Oh, but there are!" responded Jason. "There is a very long string of them just running along the path to your house!"
Dave was quite taken aback by this, for he was sure that there were no phone lines when he came up
Wakey wakey by ~itswalky
I'm happyThere's a zillion updates I could give you guys,
but I'll trim it down to this:
I'm getting my license,
I'm starting guitar lessons,
I just came back from a lovely trip to Florida,
I missed Christmas with my love (but we're going to celebrate Armenian
Christmas together(!), hahaha. After-Christmas sales, bitchezz.),
my largest goals for winter break are to strengthen my body, male
relationships, and my incredible, beautiful, ever-changing, ever growing
The Meaning of ChristmasBased on the poll for Best Christmas Icon, I have determined semi-scientifically that Christmas is primarily about the following:
48%, nearly half, is about irony. Enjoying the so-bad-it's-good aspects and the unintentional humor is pretty necessary, considering how much forced, pseudo-heartwarming cheer we force ourselves to dreck the halls with to try to maintain the holiday spirit we're told we're monsters if we don't experience. Who wants to listen to the same boring old Christmas carols every year? Old people, that's who. The younger generations get to ironically experience the cheer and merriment of Christmas in the Stars, Pokém
Big Grin 
Sta.sh
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Love make you 30% sissier, it doesn't care if you are boy or girl....!!
...and your webcam is 'lol' XD
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The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!
..lightning never hits the same place twice and rarely strikes a person.
I used to make 'arrow to the knee' jokes like you. Then I took a bullet to the face.
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You can find regular art in my account =Angeldhan god has forbid this one
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Stop the SOPA and Protect IP bills from passing! [link] [link] [link]
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I cannot take you seriously when I hear Pokemon beating the crap out of each other in the room over. Sorry. :I
Get some art exposure here: [link]
An inspirational artist: [link]
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Hold it now and watch the Hoodwink
Does it make you stop think?
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman!
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan!
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I cannot take you seriously when I hear Pokemon beating the crap out of each other in the room over. Sorry. :I
Get some art exposure here: [link]
An inspirational artist: [link]
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"Chancho, when you're a man,you wear stretchy pants in your room,it's for fun"- Ignacio a.k.a Nacho (Nacho Libre)
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Hold it now and watch the Hoodwink
Does it make you stop think?
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman!
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan!